not sure if anyone else has run into this but  supposedly there is an ex Blizz employee who has released a few things for sc2. one of them that i found (have not downloaded or tested this) is a download link with a survey to get to it and such.

feel free to try it out, and let us know if it works.

http://probablysucks.com/starcraft-2-zealotxcore-lan-capability-patch/

if it does work could someone reupload the file someplace?

Cause all the hardcore game hackers want you to fill out surveys to download their content

Some gems from his site:
A Starcraft 2 non-beta Download that apparently was not only fully decrypted, but worked online prior to the 27th release date.

Duke Nukem Forever playable demo from pax.
Starcraft 2 Battle net keygen

Think we can safely assume its fake, even without downloading.