Microman's Fact

[HpNoTiQ]

Here are some of the Microman's fact I've seen @mirc tonight.
"microman just gives a mean look in the direction of blizzard HQ and a blizzard employee dies"
" if you log in as Microman@microman.com with the password Microman, The world will end."
"ou do know that microman stated (on tpb) that he wouldnt release the crack when his team made it... so for all we know he's playing right now... nooooooot!:P"
"microman has no use for a beta key. he has the keygen for them."
"microman doesn't even need a keygen, everything he types in is accepted"
"if i get a second key, its going straight in micromans pocket, i owe him that much for you know, the universe and all"
"microman also takes offense to the phrase "putting a gun to god's head""
"you guys know if you type out microman in binary, it works as an sc2 key"
"microman got sc2 beta without a key or an invite from blizzard"
Feel" free to add others... 

[Gimmick]

This is literally the least funny thing I've read on the internet.

[RaTcHeT302]

"If you have a penny and if microman also has a penny he still got more money than you"

[hlcpro]

The black man is afraid of Microman
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Send an email to blizzard with the words in question "Microman's, immediately receive the download link to download the final version of SC2

[2g4u]

Chuck Norris will punch him with the fist that comes out of his beard. Microman will press space bar and dodge it and mid air crack chuckN.dll and Chuck Norris will be defeated.

I started typing out "Microman, I need a key" and the text was replaced with a key, along with "You're welcome!"

Microman already cracked Diablo 3... Two years ago!

See what happened? I told you, the Bible of MiCrOmAn1 will be made today, I made the cover, and you are all filling these pages.

MiCrOmAn1 found that SC2 was too easy to crack, so he is cracking SC3 right now.

[ReVoke]

Why all bash on microman, hes a nice person, what did he ever do to you guys?

[2g4u]

Why all bash on microman, hes a nice person, what did he ever do to you guys?

Ok since you asked:

The user MiCrOMaN1 has registered @ DarkBlizz forums on February 20, 2010. Its not a prob, I guess a lot of ppl registered around that day(17 SC Beta was released and this site offered b0t/cr4ck/emu development). His first post was this one:

Yo wassup. I'm new here, so I might be kind of a noob, but one question. I went into the debug console, but when I typed dump, or show, it says =NaN. What is that suppose to mean?           

Its a nice first post greeting ppl, admitting that he is noob, etc.

Next notable post made by him is this one:

I don't think its encrypted. All we need is the source code, since the string is actually viewable.           

Ofc Blizzard never encrypt their files, they are OK with the open source development and not making the hackers/crackers lives difficult...

I am gonna ignore some of his posts, skipping to the good stuff:

That's It! We could use a hex editor! GAH! I didn't think of that lol!

EDIT: LOL! NVM!           

Ofc he HAS used hex editor before! And for those who don't believe me , check those "LOL! NVM!", knowing those acronyms then he must be a part of Razor1911 or Reloaded, not a 16 years old lad! I still can't find the meaning of "LOL" and "NVM", guess its "hackers only" something...

And now some peeps would start to blame me being mean. So here are his LIES, misguidance and showing lack of knowledge led to misguidance of the community again:

1st:

Do you guys, have any idea how to open flash files using the debug console? It sorta behaves like a command prompt. If we can open the battle.net.gfx file, then we got it cracked

Unfortunately, It looks like it can only dump inaccessible files. Same thing happens when I type "show".

2nd:

*Sigh* I think we've done it...

Stop it FFS. YOU HAVE NO IDEA, WTF are you doing, why do you lie to the community ?

3rd:

Images of Progress

/clap mother's boy learned the basics of Scaleform GFX, which is actually PLAYER! Its really hard to play(open) files, isn't it?

4th:

He TEAMED with ppl who actually got some skills and could do something useful. Ofc MiCrOMaN1 took all the credits for their work, he needs his e-p... to grow.

Its a good thing that finally ppl saw what kind of ........................ he is. So DON'T tell me how cool he actually is.

[altoids]

ive been lurking, and noticed...
http://darkblizz.org/Forum2/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=1206


hes done the equivalent of opening swf files...
and from what i know those appear to be localized files you download for the beta and could easily be extracted with a MPQ extractor... I don't see the gain from doing that in terms of getting everyone a taste of the beta...

as well as use forums for blog from some of his threads, as well as using the forums to contact people for shit as opposed to you know a pm...

as well as acting pseudo coordinator



edit: hi, dont mind me just going to lurk some moar

[RaTcHeT302]

Why all bash on microman, hes a nice person, what did he ever do to you guys?

I tought it was only a joke, didn't mean to offend him D:

[MiCrOMaN1]

*bump*

[MiCrOMaN1]

Why all bash on microman, hes a nice person, what did he ever do to you guys?

Ok since you asked:

The user MiCrOMaN1 has registered @ DarkBlizz forums on February 20, 2010. Its not a prob, I guess a lot of ppl registered around that day(17 SC Beta was released and this site offered b0t/cr4ck/emu development). His first post was this one:

Yo wassup. I'm new here, so I might be kind of a noob, but one question. I went into the debug console, but when I typed dump, or show, it says =NaN. What is that suppose to mean?            

Its a nice first post greeting ppl, admitting that he is noob, etc.
I was talking about that I might be a noob on the site. I also said that because I didn't know anyone or anything on the site...

Next notable post made by him is this one:

I don't think its encrypted. All we need is the source code, since the string is actually viewable.            

Ofc Blizzard never encrypt their files, they are OK with the open source development and not making the hackers/crackers lives difficult...
Again, without reading any of the previous posts, I was telling someone in an obvious state without much exaggeration that Blizzard does not encrypt their files...
I am gonna ignore some of his posts, skipping to the good stuff:

That's It! We could use a hex editor! GAH! I didn't think of that lol!
 
EDIT: LOL! NVM!            

Ofc he HAS used hex editor before! And for those who don't believe me , check those "LOL! NVM!", knowing those acronyms then he must be a part of Razor1911 or Reloaded, not a 16 years old lad! I still can't find the meaning of "LOL" and "NVM", guess its "hackers only" something...
I didn't know that you could use a hex editor to make a gfx file to swf, file, which you can't. That's why I said LOL! NVM! Meaning that it obviously didn't work.
And now some peeps would start to blame me being mean. So here are his LIES, misguidance and showing lack of knowledge led to misguidance of the community again:

1st:

Do you guys, have any idea how to open flash files using the debug console? It sorta behaves like a command prompt. If we can open the battle.net.gfx file, then we got it cracked
It does behave like a command prompt, where you type in commands, but doesn't prompt you.
Unfortunately, It looks like it can only dump inaccessible files. Same thing happens when I type "show".

2nd:

*Sigh* I think we've done it...

Stop it FFS. YOU HAVE NO IDEA, WTF are you doing, why do you lie to the community ?

You have no idea, before you even joined, so don't try and act like a pro. Someone told me that you can't edit the buttons because Blizzard Blah blah blah....and this post shows that you can edit the buttons.
3rd:

Images of Progress

/clap mother's boy learned the basics of Scaleform GFX, which is actually PLAYER! Its really hard to play(open) files, isn't it?
Seems like no one opened the GFX files and actually posted what you could do with them...so I posted them myself. You know that youtube video where the guy is showing you that he actually cracked the starcraft 2 beta menu? He did that by using the GFX files, and some people on Youtube didn't know what they were.
4th:

He TEAMED with ppl who actually got some skills and could do something useful. Ofc MiCrOMaN1 took all the credits for their work, he needs his e-p... to grow.


I did not and never will take ALL the credit for the work, and obviously you went down to lower standards...e-p...?


Its a good thing that finally ppl saw what kind of ........................ he is. So DON'T tell me how cool he actually is.

what kind of ........................he is. Did I do anything to you? No. Did I curse you? No. It's not like you helped for anything...

[chicodude]

Funny. Some people are REALLY good at being useless and concocting insignificant shit threads like this for example.

[Rain[sun]]

regardless of any shit he did, those jokes were complete garbage
nothin less than i expect from guys who sit on their computers all day but there ya go

if your gonna beak a guy, at least come up with some good shiit

just sayyin

[Roam]

This is literally the least funny thing I've read on the internet.

Agreed.

[MiCrOMaN1]

Can a moderator please lock this thread?